character profile-captain jack sparrow

Hi guys, my name is captain jack sparrow. I am a male creation of disney, but am not animated. I live with no one and sail the seven seas as a lone wolf. I am witty, funny and fairly intelligent when i want to be, although my friends treat me like an imbesile. when i say friends, i mean two regulars who i treat like dirt. I'm always getting myself into trouble through my lust for gold and other such treasures. Elizabeth believes my love for rum numbs my intelligence, but i know it fuels my wit and keeps me light on my feet. My appearance may look stupid to many of you, but i know the ladies love it.